June 2012
Watchprofoundboners:
smecklesandmoose:
weirdelle:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH ALL OF THIS
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
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Lunch Date
[[MORE]]My friend rachel called me mid day today to go to to lunch and catch up. We have hung out but not really caught up in forever. She telling me about what went down after I left the party last night. Shit got cray and not in a good way. People wanted to fight, then people relationship issues (one guy is dating his ex’s friend, but the ex doesn’t know cause she is in...
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Does anyone else have dreams that happen later in...
b-w-o-b:
cosmicyoruba:
lovewashername:
bad-dominicana:
eljodon:
No? Just Me? Am I psychic or just crazy. How come i never see lottery numbers or what teams win -_-
i do. yo me saque un pale una ve’ jaja
but the ones that come true the most vividly are ones involving death of family members or pets.
srsly.
sometimes i don’t think i have dreams because i can never make them...
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Watch
How To Blow Up An Egg
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Watching Underworld Awakening
And I just say this dead man breathing. His chest moved like he was breathing. Someone needs to learn how to play dead better.
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Ghost Whisperer
The one thing I hate most about this show is when she is translating for the ghost. She doesn’t translate specifically what they said. It pisses me off. Just say exactly what they said.
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My brother is dating a former prom queen and...
bahahahahahahahahaha I guess its right about engineers having tophy wife’s. But at least I know she’s not a gold digger. She’s way too sweet and talented to be one.
